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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find 2 grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

-We’re sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife, said one trooper.
-Tell me! Did you find her? Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other.
-We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said:
-Give me the bad news first.

The trooper said:
-I’m sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in Kachemak Bay.
-Oh my God! exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked:
-What’s the good news?

The trooper continued:
-When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good size Dungeness crabs clinging to her.

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded:
-If that’s the good news, what’s the great news?

The trooper said:
-We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow.