Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this breath-analyser equipment must be broken.
I doubt it, said the man, tonight I'm the designated decoy.
La 2004-12-07 06:20:30, Jagger a scris:
> Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day
> long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
> The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a
> while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: Dave, don't
> worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of
> their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let
> it go...
>
> But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality,
> whispering....
> Dave, you're a vet !
>
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Gabriela Botezat este Miss Romania 2004 (1090 afisari) 
